i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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