What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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