i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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