It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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