No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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