My brain says no but my pants say off.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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