I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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