hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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