I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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