I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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