im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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