so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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