She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize