Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
