He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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