if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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