Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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