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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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