the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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