i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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