trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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