adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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