I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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