halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is Oprah even human
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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