Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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