Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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