That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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