You were right. It hurts to walk today.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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