Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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