wrigley field is MILF paradise
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
so much tequila, so little girl.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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