he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
