come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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