I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
