The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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