Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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