I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm always down for nudity.
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