somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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