Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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