ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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