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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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