Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Who died my cat blue again?
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