i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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