On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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