and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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