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(503): View more from Oregon

Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

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(585): View more from New York

Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20

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(917): View more from New York City

I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway

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(530): View more from California

Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places

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(301): View more from Maryland

Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

How much have you had to drink?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Qhaghao Oslo?

(339): View more from Massachusetts

That seems like quite a lot.

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