Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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