Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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