I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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