Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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