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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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