he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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