Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
