We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can I color on your dick again?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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