I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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