No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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