I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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