I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
