Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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