Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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