I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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