why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Randomize
