David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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