Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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