Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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