we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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